Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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