i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He better not be in your backpack
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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