I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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