your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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