I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
