On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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