I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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