Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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