Don't you send me to vm
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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