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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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