Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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