Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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