I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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