She said her name was "party"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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