How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard