I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
yea but for you.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.