we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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There's always time for handjobs
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only