and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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