yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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