i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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