Whod you bang
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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