Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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