Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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