How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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