Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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