we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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