Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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