His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My penis needs a shock collar
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
