hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
