so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
