I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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