I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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