I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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