Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
just tell him i said nine months
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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