walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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