I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
it was like eating out sand paper
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Randomize
