Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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