I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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