their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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