butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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