By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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