yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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