just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Pooping to opera.
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