that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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