just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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