Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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