Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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