You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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