I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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