Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...