I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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