Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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