Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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