so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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