Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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