Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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