This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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